are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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