We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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