Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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