i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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