Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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