I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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