Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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