I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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