were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
When are your genitals available?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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