theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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