What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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