You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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