thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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