i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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