if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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