You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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