So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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