People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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