The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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