talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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