it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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