i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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