Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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