his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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