maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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