that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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