the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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