At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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