Dual....:-)
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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