The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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