I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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