It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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