Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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