weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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