i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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