don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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