Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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