Is it normal to miss your booty call?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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