I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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