just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you will always have a special place in my vag
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
FUCK WHALES
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