I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm both gender and math confused
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