well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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