So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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