i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you win again, gameday.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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