I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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