Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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