It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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