Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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