I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Randomize
