sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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