Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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